Why?

Dear European,
Tell me, why did you feel the need to start conversation with me today? My days were a lot more simpler and care free without you interfering. I pretended an interest in your life and "her", but the truth is, I could not care less. Your world could fall apart and I would simply blame it on karma and not lose a night's sleep over it. So please, do us both a favour and resume living your life that will eventuate to nothing of great importance. I won't miss you, I promise.

Author's note: Apparently the Maltese boy didn't like being written about, and somehow that was meant to change my decision on keeping this post? Turns out ignorance runs thick in his veins.